Dear players,
We do take into consideration your interrogations about scooping and are working on it, mainly to make sure Bike Polo will remain a teamsport.
However, in order to prepare the 2027 World Championship, we will first focus on turning Bike Polo into a real sport by making it drug and alcohol free.
Cycling has always been and will remain a clean sport.
Thank you.
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Dear UCI,
I can’t find alcohol on the wada prohibited list linked on the official UCI Website, as i think it was removed in 2018.
Do you have some further information how the UCI handle it? Whats with other legal drugs like nicotine?
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Dear Maus,
Thank you for your feedback.
You are right, alcohol was removed from AMA list on 2018, 1st of January. However, it just means that the responsability of dealing with alcohol was transferred from AMA to federations. So UCI can still have its own decision for every sport.
Drug and alcohol tests will be done randomly on the players and, depending on your sponsors, the results will be make public.
Nicotine is, of course, tolerated but smoking is forbidden in direct proximity of the courts.
Thank you.
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Can I still dope my blood until it looks and has the consistency of maple syrup?
I’ve done it too much and fear I may be addicted
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Here’s the 10 year update on my holes:
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I mean they got some good points… As long as they lay the satire on thicker as to not confuse people I see no harm only humor.
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Dear OGxBENJI,
Are you police ? We guess no.
Then, please, stick to your player role and let UCI do its job.
If we want to be efficient in building Bike Polo as a real sport, we have no time for trolling.
Please, @momo and @emilio , block OGxBENJI next time. We make the rules, we are police.
Thank you,
UCI team
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u see thats why we cant get anywhere , lames got time to create and impersonate a whole uci account but we still aint figured out proper reffing , a proper frame for voting , and i bet you have no time to read the ruleset.
Dear Benji,
We don’t know if you will manage to organize any election but we hope you’ll make HBPC better than it is right now. You have at least one success since “UCI” has received its first PM from Emilio. Here are a few keywords : “warning” (PM title), “Mod team is watching”.
It looks like we are not police after all.
We are leaving, we don’t want to “[amplify] the noise”.
We hope we made at least one of you smile in this sad world where grass polo is still in front of Harcourt bike polo in the “real sports” list.
Long live HBPC,
Sorry “Mod team” for having bothered you, we give you back full control,
See you on the court !
The fake for fun but not fun for everyone UCI account team
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